Vagina Gilled

WARNING: It has come to the attention of the American Vageen Society that renegade vaginas have begun to sprout gills in an attempt to disassociate themselves with their human female hosts. It's a slow process that can be stopped if proper action is taken. The first sign of this is unwillingness to perform the act of procreation whether or not for the result of procreation, then there will be moistening of the areas around the inner thigh, tiny slits will begin to appear and have the same characteristics of an open sore, eventually it will let out a fierce howl and pry itself from it's human female host using its tentacles before ordering a ticket for the next flight to Santa Monica Beach to join countless other renegade vaginas in becoming creatures of the sea. This can be prevented if and only if the proper steps are taken. First: you must keep it clean, scrub it, rinse it, do what you have to do to keep them smelling and feeling squeeky clean. Second: keep it trimmed, if it looks like your holding a tarantula hostage when you put on a bathing suit or sexy underwear then your vagina will begin to question the nature of your relationship. Third: pay attention to it, pet it, feed it, and let it out for air once in a while, if you never play with it then it will begin to feel neglected and unwanted and if you know anyone that may be neglecting their vagina then call the AVS right away so that they can find a proper home for it. Forth: USE CONTRACEPTIVES! This is the most important step of all, no vagina wants to squirt out a writhing pile of ungrateful flesh. Please for the sake of humanity, for the sake of the ocean, for the sake of pussy, take good care of your vagina, don't let this beautiful creature die out.