Nom of the ages.

I shall nom like no man has nommed before
I shall nom form the heavens
I shall nom for the hungry
I shall nom for peace
I shall nom for justice
And most importantly I shall nom for freedom...
For I nom not in vain!
NO! Not in vain!
But for the many who have never nommed like we have nommed
But for the many who WILL never nom like we have nommed
But for the masses in line at your local Chinese buffet
I nom not for the average man...
Nor for the abnormal man...
BUT FOR THAT WITH WHICH WE ARE BUILT UPON!!!

Spiders

Would you rather be covered from head to toe with hundreds of venomous hungry spiders? Or get caught in the web of one gigantic spider?... Yeah he's hungry too.

Just think about it for a minute, either way your getting eaten and it's going to suck but which way would you rather go and why?

It seems like if you get covered with hundreds of spiders you might be able to roll around on the floor or something to try and squish them but they are still going to bite the shit out of you, but if you go with the gigantic spider your just stuck and you might be able to break free if you struggle hard enough but if not you just get eaten. Ugh... Either way it's going to fuckin' suck.